Saturday, 23 April 2011

Custom Classes? Johnny? Khajits?

There's been a lot more information revealed about Skyrim, we now know that the character building system has been changed, we no longer select Mage, Warrior, Thief etc, instead we change our character as we progress through the story, allowing us to create our own custom class as we go along, something I think will be good as sometimes in Oblivion I wanted to change things about my character like star sign and attributes. It has also been confirmed that dragon attacks will occur randomly, mainly attacking settlements, mostly likely appear as a urgent quest or temporary icon, and after a certain amount of time, if we do not save the village it is destroyed, maybe forever? or until we rebuild it. From several mew images from the game, orcs and khajits have been confirmed as present in the game. More to come.

Johnny, after you turned the planned intervention into an orgy, I think we need to get you away from this house.

Tuesday, 19 April 2011

Two New Videos

Two great new videos have been released showing new gameplay and new information about the tasty sex sandwhich that is Skyrim.





It's been a while Johnny; where you been?



ENJOI

Wednesday, 13 April 2011

Relationships

The Skyrim developers have recently said that you will be able to have relationships with characters in the game, be it love or hate. I hope this idea broadens into companions, like on Fallout: New Vegas, and people helping you with one off tasks or maybe paying somebody to do a task for you. I imagine if you have a bad relationship with someone that they will ignore, this could possibly prevent you from completing quests.

I think me and you have a healthy relationship Johnny.


Farewell

Sunday, 10 April 2011

Mounts

I've been thinking about mounts in Skyrim, hopefully we start off with a horse, and maybe when we complete the game we can tame a dragon? With penis erect I figured there could be certain advantages and disadvantages to using a horse or dragon.

For example, maybe we can travel at any time when using a horse, whilst forfeiting speed and powerful attacks whilst riding. But if we ride a dragon, we can use the dragon to destroy whoever opposes us, but we can only travel on a dragon during the day, making the player make a very difficult decision.

So Johnny, what are you going to ride?

Thursday, 7 April 2011

Magika

I felt the magic was a little underwhelming on Oblivion as that ment sacrafising a good 'ol head chopping sword for a staff but with the dual-wielding option this is no longer a problem. Being albe to have a sword and a staff will give you the option of long range and close range attacks at the same time. This has got me wetter than an elf with a bow up its arse.


Farewell

Sunday, 3 April 2011

Companions

I may have said before, but I really, really, really hope we can get companions in Skyrim, hopefully a mix of humans and the other races and animals, maybe a bear or wolf would be suitable.

Johnny, when I came home last night, you were drunk again, I really think it's time you cut down.

Taliagole.